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[08 Apr 2008|10:01pm] |
"Taste the rainbow." We start taking off clothes, and girls you are so cute, you go "Can you turn off all the lights in the whole city?" So we ask why you want the lights off, "Well my brother threw this thing at me when I was nine and I have a scar..." When you are going to see another person's cash and prizes for the first time, you check it out and you hope it's nice. She pulled down her underwear and she had a nice situation. Let's be honest, some girls, bad situation. Horrible situation. I don't like it when girls have a lot lips, it looks like a box of cow tongues. If it was a cottage, I'd rent it for the summer. So she started to pleasure herself. I can never watch that, cause I turn away giggle. You look like a dj, I can't look at Dj Diddles. Then you're like what's wrong on *insert a beep*.. Hold on, there's a crime going on and I must fight for justice. Let's go Jesus! But here is where it gets a little embarrassing. I kind of forgot I was with her, so I started doing it, hey I'd catch up. So I start to investigate my crime scene. I started to do it like when I am alone. When we're alone, we wiggle around and curl our toes up. We sing a tune to ourself, and I start to sing the Mario Brother tune. Then I disappear and collect coins in my basement.
-Dane Cook.
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